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would be much appreciated.
I'll play: wank.
but maybe later!
Actually I'm not sure it'll cheer me up so much as give me a mild rush before I realise how pathetic my sex life is.
oh, never mind.
John was offering to wank you !
but I can probably manage myself.
a good DVD
a good CD
And that sound means you've won a brand new lawnmower!
Judging by the thread so far the top 5 are:
1.Listening to Albino's Christmas single
2.Meths making bad jokes
3.A beer, good DVD and Good CD
If someone gets number 5 DiS in the big money round.... If not Pitchfork get the chance to steal.
Wait let me think.
I'd also have accepted Zapsta's answer (i.e. that, unlike him, I haven't just found out I'm from the same hometown as Scouting for Girls) but certainly chocolate's good enough.
DiS - you're playing for big money!
have a massive Eastenders style "home truths" fight with your entire family. Thats what i just did and boy, am i cheerful now?
That's why I need cheering up.
I'm guessing his sister is too if he has one.
get drunk and watch one of those "the boy with a tumour for a penis" programmes
BADEA! BADEA! BA WADLA DA DAYA!
Now that's more like it!
Failing that, have an e-hug.
To be honest at times like this I feel kinda isolated. I've got plenty of friends, and there's certainly people who'll come and talk to me if they're down about something, but I'm never really sure who I can go to when I need to talk about something like this. :(
It's cheered me up no end!
good music of your most favourite selection, some fresh fruit beside you, and a glass of something nice... even a cup of tea... and... a hand towel to wipe your hands so you can read by candle light.
This usually cheers me up.
I couldn't think of an appropriate response.
I'm sure anything you said would have only made it worse :(
I'm guessing it's a slang term for the at of sexual intercourse but I could be way out.
If so it's not really an option at the moment :(
Erm.... cheering up eh? Got any computer games? Play them for a bit, kill some bad guys to make you feel more perky?
Cup of tea?
Andrew W.K. video?
Look at photos of fun times with friends?
I recently got my Playstation (yep, Playstation 1 - that's how out the loop I am) back from my parents house 'cos I'll have no internet for at least a few weeks after I move flats.
I might play some Pro Evolution Soccer. That might make me happier.
PS1 is a good machine, I got addicted to Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2 on that! :D
was the best ever.
can't beat the classics man.
or anything involving animals.
animals are amazing
The zoo's gonna be shut and, due to work, isn't a realistic option until the weekend by which time I'll either have forgotten the whole thing or had a nervous breakdown which leaves me rocking in the foetal position, staring blankly into space and ignoring people who beg me to talk to them, look at them or at least eat something.
If you fall out with someone, the only thing that can really make you feel better is to tell the person how you feel and listen to how they feel too, at which you point you realise that to their mind you were acting as just as much of a cunt as they were from your perspective.
I think things are fine now. :)
I hear there's a good gig tonight at the Good Ship...
It's gonna be great! Probably...