This one's doing the rounds, it may end up in the papers like that poor girl who wrote out a set of rules for her birthday party attendees:
From: Carman, Sarah
Sent: 02 October 2007 09:45
To: AndersElite Central Services
Has anyone picked up a cheese sandwich from the silver plate in the kitchen? If so please can you see Ken Beveridge as this sandwich was his or if you haven't yet eaten it, please return it.