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Will it make me look like a handsome beast?
http://www.asos.com/Diesel/Diesel-Long-Sleeved-Checked-Shirt/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=171143&cid=4113&clr=RedBlackGrey
If so, does anybody want to give me seventy pounds?