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this is possibly the best thing that's ever happened to me
Tomorrow he has the chance to win a trolley dash in Tesco if he can use the toaster without putting his knob in it.
to the 'Opening the window without jumping out' event. It promises to be hugely entertaining.
I really wasn't looking forward to tomorrow.
fingers crossed for the toaster test!
their definition of 'answering a phone' is.
Is it that opposable thumbs were used in a way that meant he could pick up the handset, or is it a more complex situation involving appropriate formal greetings?
and said something vaguely polite and professional, instead of just grunting "what?", I've won a £5 hmv/waterstones voucher.
it's customer service week, don't you know
I thought you won £5 for being able to pick a phone up and hold it to your ear.
They're going to lower Bamos's strings tomorrow.
good brew now, silly h'apeth
runs around the room as, after a moment's hesitation, Indie picks the phone up and carefully places it next to his ear. There is the distinct sound of busy pencils on clipboards.
last month for working way under my actual ability and posting lots on dis. ha ha big insurance company.
I love that shit. I got a pay rise the day before I got an official email warning me to stop 'conducting my personal life on the internet during work hours'. Score.
The other day i vaguely heard (i had headphones on) this woman shouting at me as I walked down the street. I took off my headphones and turned round. She ran up to me and said "Are you the real radio renegade?"
I was like "wut?"
(theres a radio station up here called Real Radio)
"ARE YOU THE REAL RADIO RENEGADE?!"
"no... I'm quite obviously going to school: I have a bag on and am literally 30 seconds away from the school, walking in it's direction. plus I look about 10 years old"
In real life I mumbled a "... no, sorry" and walked on.
I WONDER IF THIS GUY WILL GET MURDERED TOO.
"do not accept money from anyone named "pinkie""
this girl two years above me used to scream "Crow! Crow!" every time I came into sight. I still have no idea what she meant by this.
being killed on haloween, then coming back to avenge your death?
all I can do is post stuff on the internet and shit on people's cars.
stop shitting on my dads car please?
you stop trying to please me?
Some woman rang me up offering me some 30 day free trial for something or other, and that if I agreed to at least accept the trial package through the post then I'd get the vouchers
Apparently when I receive the packet I just have to ring up and say "yeah, I don't want to do this" on the free phone number
I've just been offered a bike for FREE!!!
best day EVA!