Just remembered from last night.
There was some pissed up twat that looked like Sammy Hagar getting all rowdy in my local.
He just wouldn't leave even when the police turned up. After an hour he was still there after trying to attack various members of staff.
I was standing outide laughing at him, next to a copper and what turned out to be the drunken idiot's brother.
His brother uttered one of the finest excuses for the ensuing drunken stupidity I have ever heard....
"Yeah..I know he's beimg an idiot, but he's really into Jim Morrison"
I literally had to run away I was laghing so much.
Apparently, being into Jim Morrison means you can act like the vastly overrated twat.