I hate this. Today some little wretch at my obviously-full-of-wretches state school told me this, for no reason other than to show off to his mates.
Now, I know it has no bearing on reality, because
1: this is common little wretch fair. Personal hygiene, along with "your mum", "small willy" and "gay" are standard areas for random abuse.
2: I don't "fucking stink". I actually don't. Whereas he did; such is the result of using lynx africa instead of soap and water.
After all that... I can't help thinking "Maybe I DO smell...".
And although you know you dont, you cant help being annoyed by it.