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Would somebody like to fix it for me?
NURSE! PASS ME THE TEQUILA!
or what you write isn't very good?
did you have a bad creative writing seminar? The first one where everyone gets to be critical of your work?
i interviewed jeffrey lewis for the student paper
and i'm typing it up now, and i've already missed the deadline, and it's just SO horrifically INELEGANT!
slow down a bit, read what you've got, edit afterwards.
that I kept being referred to Dyslexia specialists in College.
That your mom is really fat
that you can't even afford to buy an apple!
My writing's so bad
That your mom is fat and poor. And black.
That it took 4 vets just to sew it shut!
10 years now. But today... today I'm feeling THIRSTY
who always turned up for work drunk, or even not at all, but they kept him on anyway because he was just so damn good? I want him to be my hero.
Pretty sure he was a broadsheet journalist, or maybe just a columnist (can you be a columnist and nothing else?).
Who used to practically live at the Coach and Horses in Soho and eventually drank himself to death.
Was played by Peter O'Toole in the play "Geoffrey Barnard is Unwell", which is what the paper always printed when he was too pissed to deliver his column.
(feel free to do 'too pissed to deliver his column' jokes.)