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but are ALWAYS not
don't be a knobber
CHIPS in big letters
then a picture of a chip
then 'don't be a knobber' underneath
and it's never that good, and if you're a boy, you could be wasting your best stock, and if you're single, it only serves to remind you of your crushing loneliness.
so everybody knows that you're a pervert :'(
is a superhero in France
it feels nice.
Carry on wanking :)
the forgotten film
If only they all said that.
'it's messy and makes the room smell'? What do you do with it? Spray it all over the walls!?
I missed someone knocking at the door because I was soaking my own fluids.
going for a run
I reserve it for funerals these days
tablet of marble? tablet of temazzywhatsit?
it should probably be eaten in the same context as espresso is drunk, but they always sell it in HUGE bits, then you end up eating it all and feel terrible.
See: me, now.
my life, my loves, my career.
I thought they stopped making it because condensed milk is dead.
not taking a coat
Replying to threads when I'm bored at work.
right beside a piece that is covered in fur.
That was a bit over-specific, yes?
as opposed to Cheating (exams) which can be good.
TEN POUNDS. now i can't go out tonight :(
I play poker almost every week.
Every time I play, I get a multitude of shit hands about halfway through. I'll play really tight, then think: "Ooh. I'll be reckless with this 4 and 8."
And that's often when I start to lose.
My friend will hit straights on pocket 3,6 EVERY time.
Jackson 5 seems to be my lucky hand.
starting a game of Sim City after 10pm
putting off putting new sheets etc on your bed
the blind barber look doesnt really suit anyone...xx
going out in Burnley.
"It'll be better than staying in here, playing on Tekken all night."
by an attractive female chugger. SHE'S STILL A CHUGGER.
in fact, any food purchased on the way home from a night out.
except dairylea dunkers.
from a van, with cheese and onion and tomato sauce is never ever bad.
you should be shot for endangering the public