Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. Where is the remaining dollar?

## NEAR A TREE BY A RIVER

THERE'S A HOLE IN THE GROUND.

## 1,000,000 points

## what can you put into a barrel that will make it lighter?

omg

## Air

## a hole

a bumhole?

## KIRREKT

## When you coming for the bed then old bean?

## oh shit.

i need to ask dan.

hold on!

## So THAT'S what you kids are callin it nowadays.

## I thought that was the easy answer

## A candle?

## What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

## SHITCAKE!

## a line?

## It's a good guess

but it's not right.

## shit.

erm

## a glass bowl?

## Nope

## you bastard

well done

## so you'd eat a cut glass bowl

would you?

freak.

## CORRECT

## hes a retard?

hes too short to reach the top floor lift button, but when it rains he has his umbrella with him to touch the button.

so why doesnt he just leave a stick in the lobby?

what a little twat

## actuaLOL

## something about leaving his umbrella somewhere

## Ah yes!

He's short and can't reach the top button without the umbrella.

I figured it had something to do with his height, but couldn't figure where the umbrella bit came in.

## * 'rain bit'

not umbrella.

## When is a door not a door?

## When it's a jar

## if theres an aeroplane,

and its on this runway where it cant move....

## this one breaks maths!

Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. Where is the remaining dollar?

## I like this

## ???

simple.....they paid $27

the manager has $25 and the bellboy has $2.

Your desception is in adding the bellboys total to $27 and then saying this is $29.....this bit is the ruse to get people going in the wrong direction

## CRAFTY

## Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

## What gets wetter as it dries?

## i woman with a festish for talcum powder?

## *a

## A motherfucking Towel.

## Hooray!

Winz

## What's in my pockey?

## lotr geek

A box without hinges, key, or lid,

Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

## It's a slot-loading superdrive