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john lennons pet name for yoko ono was "mother".
bit wrong huh?
so i can only talk about the beatles at the mo.
but i can empathise a bit!!
"mother superior", which is even wronger
Is it worse to sleep with your own mum or a nun?
so i think nuns FTW mums FTsin
my mate once spoke to her on the phone tho, which was pretty funny:
has funny pussy things on his willy
pet name for his wife is "daughter"....hang on..
Ernie Wise was the first man to make a mobile in the UK.
He made it from St Katherine's Wharf in London to Vodafone's headquarters in Berkshire on 1st January 1985.
Great fact, fact fans.