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She just called round to ask me round to her flat!!!!!
we dont know if shes got her brakes on?
Go for it!
well she's kinda cute!
Definition= Ugly but easy.
how guys usually define you ?
but true :/
thats my angry look
that's my ugly but easy look
Not saying she was !
I'm a true french gentleman.
J'ai des bonnes manières. Je sais parler aux dames.
let us think that?
I like scrabble
you lost your virginity.
so I'm told
PREPERATION PREPERATION PREPERATION.
so I can tickle myself and look at her nostrils.
you'll pull out when you're just about to come, but don't.
take her a pair of trousers in case she forgot them again - she'll think you're a gentleman and you'll get lucky for sure.
It's all I have.
"yeah I'll be there in a minute just gotta post about it on the internet"`?
odds on her being pregnant by the end of the night because tristan is all out of condoms
wear the glasses. HOT!
i'm really blind!
after letting that condom in his pocket for years...
How I hate them.
well i dont think so anyway.
""you want a condom?" then you point at your nob" strategy
we went over this!
"It goes HERE..."