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they now lie in 2 bits. Diagnosis: unrepairable. And i can't afford to buy any more
damn my uncoordinated fat arse
Definitely an Alan Smithee thing to do.
i'm currently in shock
Souuuuunds horrible. Like "sound's horrible". Which it will be. Now your headphones are broken!
but don't fit on my head
your joke is inaccurate, and thus inadmissable. I await your apology
One of the fuckers on here sat on my headphones and broke them a couple of weeks back.
But they won't step forward and admit it because they're afraid I'd feed them into a ham slicer so that they come out at the end all Liberal Democrat and dead.
I'll find out who it is eventually though, by God!
that's a hangable offence in many countries. And deservedly so