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Grocery department @ supermarket
Start on monday.
i knew you could do it :')
although I predict you'll be depressed about this news by Monday evening or Tuesday at the latest.
I have to do an induction and all.
It's about 3 months too late, but i finally have a job. I'm going to celebrate by having fakanese
this will be the worst job you will ever have but you'll get some funny stories out of it
the supermarkets not even as "high class" as sainsburys. But its about 2 minutes walk from my house so brill.
you will see life in all its glory displayed in front of you. Your first task is have a display of fruit/veg which says 'tongs ya bass'
If its like anything on Go! it'll be fucking brilliant!
best job I ever had.
FUCK YOU :'(
that I will turn up on monday and they'll say, "oh yeah, sorry theres been a problem, youre not getting a job"
Now you can fulfil your lifelong dream of handling melons all day long.