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No, I couldn't care less what everyone's up to either.
I'm working in the local pub to earn some money. How depressing.
say happy birthday!
you steamboat loving SOB
I can't be arsed.
I got transformers.
But just as embarrassing.
Hibbert, Stubbs, Lescott, P.Neville.
Honestly, worst fucking barman ever.
the lazy shit.
then we are getting the some bus thing tomorrow, to go to some festival thingy or something i think, i guess, how the heck should i know?!?!
'that girl from Shampoo'
that sounds like an excellent idea, but dependant on Sophia having packed, which i think she intends to do at 8:30ish tomorrow, but it does only take her about 15 mins, so w00p!!!
oh dear. you're not going to truck until 2012.
Tomorrow - Truck
Sunday - Truck.
Sunday evening - Come home from Truck.
It's like I've got a gig, or something.
I'll nip in. Honest.
Sorry, it's EARLY.
tonight: drinks with cousins over from Ireland. Jaysis.
Tomorrow and sunday: TRUCK. I will be civilised.
Monday: Fun bus home, sit in the bath for three hours.
Seriously bamos, I ordered a pint fourty minutes ago. Get to it you lazy bastard.
I'm on a fag break.
you mean we are gettinng a civil agreement doobery right?!
Tonight - writing thank you cards and waiting for Tesco to deliver my food.
Tomorrow - grout the kitchen, dream of being at Margate v Hendon, clean the bathroom.
Sunday - Pay the priest for presiding over our nuptials a fortnight ago, cook toad in the hole, tape Last of the Summer Wine.
I make a better toad in the hole than you.
you might have a bet.
I'll watch the rugby and meet up with my brother and watch the rugby.
Tomorrow I'll do a gig (last one I have to do for the festival) and go clubbing.
Sunday I'll watch the united match and spend time with the lady.
Nothing too interesting
Trying to minimise my usual Pokémon playing time so my girlfriend doesn't feel neglected.
First practice with new band.
I'd love to visit Edinburgh again. I'll come with you! Wait there while I get my coat...
on your coat status.
Unilever have invited me to sit on their table and I will do my best to drink them all under the table.
For the rest of the weekend I'm going to do nothing at all coz I am stony broke :)
Possibly not Truck anymore since I STILL HAVEN'T BEEN BLOODY PAID PROPERLY.
I'M GOING TO SEE PRINCE.
Yeah, in your collective internet faces!
watch the new ian curtis film tonight (yay!). tomorrow i'm going to watch the complicite play at the barbican (yay!).
also, trying hard not to drink my wallet away.
on the weekend at some point.
it's out on october 5. can't wait to see it though. the guy who plays him looks mighty hott in the posters, haha.
Saturday - Are you allowed to park there?
Saturday night - Overpriced gonad
Sunday - Crap!
Sunday night - Hola, Denise
(Pro celebrity pub based game show hosted by Jimmy Choo and Immelda Marcos)
Saturday - Change name to MR TIBBS
Saturday night - Um num shivar um num shivar um num shivar um num shivar
Sunday - KALIMAR! KALIMAR!
on a Sunday now?
Will Denise be put out?
I'll just tell her to pack extra socks
I will be ... Watching TV. Waiting for the potential employer to call back and arrange an interview.
Tomorrow, going to my other halfs sisters house. Which basically means playing with his niece and AWW she is adorable.
Sunday, SLEEP. And maybe go see Superbad.
urgh, i hate that expression. especially when its used by young people.
I hate the word "boyfriend", seems to trivialise matters..
And after all, age is only a number.
sunday: dunno, maybe meatspin.
tomorrow - truck with a massive bunch of twats all being twats
sunday - '' ''
monday - get back from truck - lie in bed all day maybe, being a twat
tomorrow: be miserable that all of my friends are far away and i am not
sunday: throw myself off a cliff
on saturday i might be going to see russell bran live. other than that the schedule is the same. except pigfoot is in london so i might meet up with him and tell him i love him a bit.
Tomorrow bath the dog, go to cinema, maybe hang out with friends depending on hangover.
Sunday, brunch, newspapers, flowermarket, then photoshoot with said dog... Yay.
tomorrow - Truck!
sunday - Truck!
monday - first day of full real work responsibility!!!!!
i can't take my first day off.
oxford tube takes about the same time
the bus then...
Tonight: shaving the phrase 'Jesus loves you' into a tramp's beard
Tomorrow: making massive banners to hang out of my flat window that read 'I STILL SAY THE MOTHER DID IT'
Sunday: getting hold of a load of massive Spokey Dokeys and attaching them to the London Eye
best idea ever!
couple of house parties/packing
sat/sun/mon morning bumming hbs @ TRUUUUCK
monday: ch ch ch chillin' it out
in sussex, then tomorrow we go to Brighton, then the day after is well, y'know, just a sunday innit
I'm going for drinks.
tonight shall be spent in Hailsham.
But if we're lucky we might get lost on the way home and end up in Crawley again!
is WELL lucky. Ah well. Until next time . . . .
for both parts :)
Tomorrow - throwing orange calculators into a vortex, whilst drinking eggnog and laughing manically.
Sunday - grow a beard on a rhino for the bearded rhino competition.
Recording some Jazzcore. With the Nu-Sade.
PLYMOUTH GIN IS ON SPECIAL OFFER AT TESCO. I LOVE TESCO.
Tonight: playing 'hide the flat'
Tomorrow: buying a TV just so that I can smash it when I hear the words "does searching for car insurance drive you crazy?"
Sunday: get dressed.
and then I have a choice of either going to a really bad club in Stockton or playing poker. I'll probably play poker so that I can save money.
Saturday - I'll sit aruond and be jealous of everyone who is at Truck whilst watching the England Women's match and the England Men's rugby match. I hope to have a nice warm drink and a roll-up to accompany it whilst I am doing those things. Then I'll go to work.
Sunday - No plans as yet, maybe a pub quiz that we never win.
I'm actually looking forward to going back to work after my weekend off last week.
I've just remembered that there is a pub that has all of the Boro games on, so I might be able to go and watch Tees-Wear derby tomorrow afternoon :D
it's not Friday is it? Fuck it is! I hate it when I completely lose track of the day. I honestly thought it was Wednesday.
Somebody give me a job now please!
I have an vacancy in the 'henchman' position at the moment if you're interested?
Duties include coshing, wheeling, dealing, and making tea.
a sack-full-of-doorknobs swinger guy?
I need someone who can bring something new to the arena of gang violence. Send me a CV along with a promotional DVD of you doorknobbing someone into the floor and then we'll see if we can set up a meeting.
fucking truck now haven't I? Christ.
Tonight f[IS]t TH(f)IS(t) (f)I(s)T?, Bar Bara, Windsor
Saturday: clUB ERMENSCH, The Rat and Rat, Brixton
Sunday: Wankarage, Alaska (DJ set) - Dogface, Upper Street
tonight: Snapdog Pistachios @ Rotherham Snakes
tomorrow: Come Here And Say That @ Ag
sunday: RRRest @ RISE