Today has been a brilliant day. We went to that annoying elephant bagel place in edinburgh and i drew a dog dressed up as an elephant, with a single solitary green tear rolling down his face. All the others were trying to be twee (yes, TWEE) but mine was just genuinly hilarious. I'm brilliant. Then I got a job interview. Its tomorrow. How smart should i dress for it without it saying "i'm a ponce"?