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Commuter sex on public transport

Mr_JDTraynor [Edit] [Delete] 76 replies 15:27, 20 September '07

I'm sure most of you have been in the scenario where, by catching the same bus or train each morning, you see the same desirable person and spend a while eye-contacting.

In this scenario, what is the jiggiest you've gotten with such a person? And, were you late for work that day?

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  • I got a text message once.

    I was on time.

    bamos | 20 Sep '07, 15:29 | X
  • never got 'jiggy'

    but got a number and wasn't late

    cunt | 20 Sep '07, 15:29 | X
  • the bus driver

    used to give me a nice smile...

    gamecat | 20 Sep '07, 15:29 | X
  • i wouldn't dare

    Jamie_Summers | 20 Sep '07, 15:30 | X
  • I catch the bus when the kids are on their way to school

    DanielKelly | 20 Sep '07, 15:30 | X
    • phwoar

      dove_from_above @DanielKelly | 20 Sep '07, 15:40 | X
  • Not me but my friend Steven Dang used to get the same

    tram to work every day in Melbourne. He used to stare out this really hot girl and one day, the train was over crowded... she then found herself rubbing right up against him. Of course he got a major hard on but she kept going...

    (I can't believe my male friends tell me things like this, actually... jesuz).

    I never get the same route to work and London is just way too busy to run into someone more than once.. if you do, it's a novelty and it's like, 'WOW'.

    Rose-Kitten | 20 Sep '07, 15:34 | X
    • "she kept going"???

      ???

      Mr_JDTraynor @Rose-Kitten | 20 Sep '07, 15:38 | X
      • I don't think he had an organism, no, but he was very close...

        I've been felt up on a tube once. I felt very, very, violated and upset by the experience.. and trapped - it was a really rammed tube.

        NOT NICE.

        Rose-Kitten @Mr_JDTraynor | 20 Sep '07, 15:42 | X
        • an organism!?!?!?!

          klaire @Rose-Kitten | 20 Sep '07, 15:43 | X
          • I still want to know what

            "she kept going" menas

            Mr_JDTraynor @klaire | 20 Sep '07, 15:43 | X
            • I'm sure you can work it out

              Dalkin @Mr_JDTraynor | 20 Sep '07, 15:44 | X
          • :D

            pretty_vacant @klaire | 20 Sep '07, 17:05 | X
          • Fuck - I cant believe I put his name on the internet...

            (shit)

            Rose-Kitten @Jack_El_Biscuit | 20 Sep '07, 15:47 | X
            • Dang in the Urban Dictionary...

              Original use: An Australian word for the filthy hair surrounding a sheeps asshole.

              example : Your dang is getting a bit long isn't it.
              OR
              You have some vegemite smeared on yer dang.

              It must have been traumatic for ol' steve living in melbourne.

              Poor guy.

              Baron_Von_Kevin @Jack_El_Biscuit | 20 Sep '07, 16:32 | X
              • No - that is a 'DAG' - not a 'Dang'

                Trust me... and yes, it's the piece of poo that is on a sheeps arse... and it's DAG.

                Rose-Kitten @Baron_Von_Kevin | 20 Sep '07, 16:50 | X
                • Im just the messenger.

                  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dang&page=2

                  Baron_Von_Kevin @Rose-Kitten | 20 Sep '07, 17:27 | X
            • I've never had this actually.

              Public transport in London just seems like a neverending torrent of new faces.

              John_Brainlove | 20 Sep '07, 15:35 | X
            • There was a story in the paper recently

              that a lady preformed a "sex act" on a man on the dart (like the tube, only overground) during rush hour.

              cunt | 20 Sep '07, 15:38 | X
              • Howth or Bray?

                Mr_JDTraynor @cunt | 20 Sep '07, 15:39 | X
                • More like Neighbours.

                  bamos @Mr_JDTraynor | 20 Sep '07, 15:48 | X
                • Tara Street

                  right in the middle of the two

                  cunt @Mr_JDTraynor | 20 Sep '07, 15:55 | X
              • Cool.

                Rose-Kitten @cunt | 20 Sep '07, 15:49 | X
            • i've,,

              kissed a girl on the tube.

              Then did exactly the same thing (meet random girl on tube, kiss) about 4 days later.

              Since then, nothing.

              vonmusic | 20 Sep '07, 15:45 | X
              • really?

                I mean seriously?

                vonmusic @gabriellerose | 20 Sep '07, 17:31 | X
              • i read a book on the bus.

                guntrip | 20 Sep '07, 15:57 | X
                • Mills and Boon?

                  reusch @guntrip | 20 Sep '07, 16:00 | X
                  • currently it's American Psycho

                    so, y'know, filthier.

                    guntrip @reusch | 20 Sep '07, 16:00 | X
                    • Is it worth reading?

                      I just finished reading The Informers yesterday, it was horrible (content-wise)

                      DanielKelly @guntrip | 20 Sep '07, 16:14 | X
                      • i think so

                        it's not easy reading though, at all - i read it years ago and this is the first time i've dared to reread it. but i really like it - the writing is like a prolonged headrush, it's intense and hits you straight off the bat and doesn't really relent as the book goes on. which makes it all the more powerful, really.

                        guntrip @DanielKelly | 20 Sep '07, 16:15 | X
                        • it's a bit long, though

                          but i guess that's part of the point...? well, it's better than the move, anyway.

                          mattty @guntrip | 20 Sep '07, 23:01 | X
                        • American Psycho

                          Fanbloodytastic book!

                          cheap-tat @guntrip | 20 Sep '07, 23:07 | X
              • potd

                deadcats @jasminepearson | 20 Sep '07, 19:12 | X
              • I read some 'eroitc fiction'

                in Cosmopolitan once, about some people having sex in a train toilet. British people. IN A BRITISH TRAIN TOILET. Think about the last train toilet you went in. Hmm, erotic?

                nice_squirrel | 20 Sep '07, 16:09 | X
                • Anything's possible on the 'party bus'!

                  MirriLondon @nice_squirrel | 20 Sep '07, 16:13 | X
                • I've done it :/

                  crablin @nice_squirrel | 20 Sep '07, 16:19 | X
                  • this

                    actually doesn't surprise me ;)

                    guntrip @crablin | 20 Sep '07, 16:25 | X
                  • that's so wrong

                    Virgin Trains big semi-circle one or other trains horribly tiny one?

                    nice_squirrel @crablin | 20 Sep '07, 16:40 | X
                    • i bet it was

                      a first capital connect one.

                      guntrip @nice_squirrel | 20 Sep '07, 16:42 | X
                  • me too

                    twice

                    alcxxk @crablin | 20 Sep '07, 17:35 | X
                    • extra bonus points

                      for the 2nd one being a train i wasnt even catching

                      alcxxk @alcxxk | 20 Sep '07, 17:36 | X
              • was his name colin?

                if so my friend got off with him in a bar once.

                moriarty @soup100 | 20 Sep '07, 17:41 | X
              • I did see

                a lady giving a man a blowjob on the Oxford Tube once. Not very pleasant. It was the seat diagonally opposite so I assume they thought they were being discreet.

                doctornovocalcords | 20 Sep '07, 16:43 | X
                • Niiice

                  I was once waiting on the platform at Camden Road next to a bunch of generic punks, and a boy and a girl went to the end of the platform. I only found out later from Squizz, who was on the opposite platform, that she started sucking him off in broad daylight. Class.

                  joeymahone @soup100 | 20 Sep '07, 17:04 | X
                  • oh my god yes!

                    I'd almost forgotten about that.

                    nice_squirrel @joeymahone | 20 Sep '07, 17:09 | X
                • 3rd Base

                  I wasn't going to work.

                  fullerov | 20 Sep '07, 16:45 | X
                  • Definitions of bases pls.

                    bamos @fullerov | 20 Sep '07, 16:47 | X
                    • I thought

                      First Base = French Kissing
                      Second Base = 'petting'
                      Third Base = Oral Sex
                      Home Run = Sex

                      fullerov @jasminepearson | 20 Sep '07, 16:50 | X
                      • Were you giving or receiving?

                        Dalkin @fullerov | 20 Sep '07, 17:06 | X
                        • Receiving.

                          fullerov @Dalkin | 20 Sep '07, 17:09 | X
                          • Selfish cunt

                            Dalkin @fullerov | 20 Sep '07, 17:13 | X
                            • yeah

                              I remember them.

                              fullerov @Dalkin | 20 Sep '07, 17:14 | X
                              • Great aren't they?

                                Dalkin @fullerov | 20 Sep '07, 17:22 | X
                                • No.

                                  I don't remember that.

                                  fullerov @Dalkin | 20 Sep '07, 17:28 | X
                                  • Well how about

                                    great in a really bad way?

                                    Dalkin @fullerov | 20 Sep '07, 17:36 | X
                                    • Yes.

                                      that is so

                                      fullerov @Dalkin | 20 Sep '07, 17:38 | X
                                      • I'm glad we got that sorted out

                                        Dalkin @fullerov | 20 Sep '07, 17:39 | X
                                        • as am I.

                                          fullerov @Dalkin | 20 Sep '07, 17:46 | X
                                          • paying a prostitute

                                            doesn't count as 3rd base...

                                            lyle @fullerov | 20 Sep '07, 18:14 | X
                                            • Course it does!

                                              That's what I've been telling people anyway...

                                              Dalkin @lyle | 20 Sep '07, 18:16 | X
                    • Ooooh oooh - my best friend when living in New York got off with a cab driver.

                      Seriously. On the way home. She propositioned him.
                      It worried me when she told me but she was kinda wild living there anyway...

                      LOL.

                      Rose-Kitten | 20 Sep '07, 16:51 | X
                      • I bum all my bus drivers

                        it's the only language...

                        ehwhat | 20 Sep '07, 17:20 | X
                        • I read this as

                          "Computer sex on public transport"

                          IrishMagpie | 20 Sep '07, 18:36 | X
                        • I know someone who went all the way

                          in a deserted train carriage with a fellow traveller

                          creakyknees | 20 Sep '07, 18:41 | X
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