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Things that can fuck off today

restlessboy [Edit] [Delete] 38 replies 14:47, 20 September '07

1. Sue from finance
2. Thetrainline.com
3. My boss coming into work even though he has a contagious (sp?) stomach condition

feel free to add your own

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it's okay

i'm actually still laughing.

even now.

restlessboy @GayGuevara_VS_DiS | 20 Sep '07, 14:54 | X
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1.The endless fucking stream of boring repetitive tasks I carry out on a daily basis as part of my job.

2.Anyone with a whiny fucking voice who dares to ring or come to talk to me.

theguywithnousername | 20 Sep '07, 14:48 | X
My impending cold

I can feel it lurking, waiting to spring into life at the weekend. Fucker.

DanielKelly | 20 Sep '07, 14:52 | X
- ^this
  
  Brooner @DanielKelly | 20 Sep '07, 15:44 | X
Mrs Tommasini

Who got really offended when I called her Mrs Tommasin because SHE spelt her name wrong on the order form.

commandercool | 20 Sep '07, 14:52 | X
1. The company I have an ongoing interview scenario with who I have met

three times, have spent five hours face to face with, and met five people - they want me to do a FUCKING PHONE INTERVIEW tomorrow. Cunts. They should know my family details by now.

Rose-Kitten | 20 Sep '07, 14:53 | X
trainline.com typos

careful, you can easily get Train's website.

snow_brigade | 20 Sep '07, 14:53 | X
My therapist

"We're going to do a breathing exercise today." Yeah, sure we are.

Zapsta | 20 Sep '07, 14:54 | X
- count your out breaths
  
  now count your in breaths
  now count the spaces inbetween your breaths
  
  cunt @Zapsta | 20 Sep '07, 14:56 | X
1. That bike in the hallway

2. My hat
3. Clive from Dubai

yo_soy_welshmun | 20 Sep '07, 14:54 | X
1. Mosquitos

2. Mosquitos
3. Peter Beardsley

Murder | 20 Sep '07, 14:59 | X
my letting agents, lying bastards

but alternatively, I'm going to marry the lovely plumber who fixed my boiler and phoned me up and bitched about my letting agents.

nice_squirrel | 20 Sep '07, 14:59 | X
- Oh :(
  
  i don't have any FRO's today. Hopefully someone will wind me up within the next 3.5 hours.
  The plumber was clearly trying to pull you btw ;)
  
  MirriLondon @nice_squirrel | 20 Sep '07, 15:23 | X
  - its worked
    
    she's going to marry him!
    
    Brooner @MirriLondon | 20 Sep '07, 15:45 | X
    - (presuming he's male)
      
      Brooner @Brooner | 20 Sep '07, 15:45 | X
that's what scottish people call

'a vicious wee circle'.

restlessboy @jasminepearson | 20 Sep '07, 15:47 | X
1. underwear

2. walking

Alan_Smithee | 20 Sep '07, 15:46 | X
Someone walked past me today who smelt like that.

junkstaposition @soup100 | 20 Sep '07, 15:48 | X
true story

When I had swollen armpit glands, I smelt like a steak and kidney pie.

Ask him if his armpits hurt.

yo_soy_welshmun @soup100 | 20 Sep '07, 15:50 | X
- Alison - head of trading
  
  Joanne - head of global sourcing.
  
  Both thick, manipulative arselicking waste of space old bitches who spent 2 hours arguing with me just to end up drawing the same conclusions...
  
  If only someone would realise that they're both a waste of money..
  
  smilingcrazylady | 20 Sep '07, 15:47 | X
- the annoying fuzz that comes off my tv
  
  sooooo fucking annoying.
  
  blaaast | 20 Sep '07, 15:47 | X
- People
  
  junkstaposition | 20 Sep '07, 15:47 | X
  - and having a cold
    
    junkstaposition @junkstaposition | 20 Sep '07, 15:47 | X
- 1. the pile of washing up in the kitchen
  
  2. BT
  3. the sensitivity of bollocks.
  
  sadpunk | 20 Sep '07, 15:48 | X
- my financial adviser
  
  todays interview "right, ok, you saved £900 with us for a year and you only made £34 on it. What we'll do instead is we'll play the stockmarkets with your money, for which you'll need to pay us, even if we lose your money, you'll still need to pay us". Ok, this may not have been her exact words
  
  cadd | 20 Sep '07, 15:49 | X
- Sam
  
  Well, he's a twat, eh?
  
  twentynine | 20 Sep '07, 15:53 | X
- 1. the rain (I WAS TRYING TO DRY MY WASHING!) :'(
  
  2. the fuzzy feeling in my ears.
  
  shucks | 20 Sep '07, 16:00 | X
  - 1. The old man sitting opposite me
    
    who says that he has lied to me, and does he need to get down on his hands and knees to beg my forgiveness.
    2. My boss, who publicly dubbed me 'top matron', thus giving fuckers like the above this (false) impression.
    
    MirriLondon @shucks | 20 Sep '07, 16:42 | X
  - "2. the fuzzy feeling in my ears."
    
    YES! ME TOO!!!
    
    I hate flying. It ruins my body for weeks afterwards :(
    
    bamos @shucks | 20 Sep '07, 16:49 | X

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