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Pissing in front of your partner or do you have the door closed?
if i intend to race the flush
it was mildly annoying
having said that, i think i realised i had fallen in love with a girl once upon a time, whilst we were pissing together, or vomming together or something!
I've said too much.
that was mean to be a secret, like where tom got that blood on his cock from
if you knew how to handle a Wombat properly!
at 5 in the morning, when i'm htrying to untwist my lining
maybe thistime we can use a bush baby instead though?
normally girls seem to be more concerned about you seeing though.
then close the door, then piss on her.
I'm trying to have a piss!
but i'd feel awkward, i admit.
I've been more down with it.
mwah hah ha
but in the back alley behind the dumpster or in the field when i've the broke the seal then i don't care cause i'd rather have someone there watching me pee than to be alone in the dirt!
An ex of mine did wee in the shower a lot, it wasn't nice
sometimes I'm waiting so long that I just give up
if I have my cock in hand don't try and make friends with me
what if you are dangerwanking under the table in a pub?
when you are dangerwanking, do you mind being spoken to?
have you been clicking on my profile picture at any point during this thread?
and I notice only one of your hands is visable in the pic
i like that in you!
this is getting too gay
is too gay possible?
Alan Carr is too gay, he offends others gays
Those men who choose to break the simple rule of 'always go to the furthest one' and 'never stand next to anyone' or 'never stand in the middle' need a good learning.
all rules go out the window
are decide to take over the men's which creates a very long queue for the cubicles
it digusted me beyond belief
i cant think of any car jokes
A) Anything you like, he can't hear you.
mind you, it's the only one I've heard o far.