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Ace but messy.
This won't get nearly as many replys as the female one
I was bored
but those little rubber sex wreckers cause the mess to be your problem
anal sex isn't all it's cracked up to be
an hour ago!!!!
the fact that i've been at work today makes this INTERESTING
a lot of bloke friends have admitted to it lately.
see it as an itch that has to be scratched.
Like SADPUNK! Give me your bosses number.
(only snow_brigade and Hell85 do, I think)
Could you really?
I've just always thought you worked somewhere. In my idealised vision of 'you in the office', you're in...a certain office in Nottingham.
and has brightly coloured furniture.
Does that help?
have a series of incredibly annoying television adverts?
our adverts aren't that annoying. We used sea creatures once, playing golf!
I'm so happy with myself. My mental picture was right :)
Please, don't tell me boss!
A friend of mine worked with someone who did this, yes they found out the hard way
I'm ever so curious to try it
try it now! Let us know how it goes!
I predict sperm in the eye just as they approach.. would that be a success?!
after all your posts on the female thread i'm looking straight at you.
they just don't ever admit that they pleasure themselves
the terrible truth is i wouldn't really want to catch anyone at my work doing this.
well, maybe one.
and if you're hanging out there then you're a bit odd
No, I have to be in the mood and being at work doesn't put me in the mood, it's not as straight forward for ladies..
well, you're leaving in 6 weeks so you might as weell.
that should get you in the mood.
I barely had time to get the the loo when I saw that. Amazing.
now thats an efficient poke
i'd be really loud and make sure my girl was.
that way she'd realise that i'd be the better option than foz out of hollyoaks.
i've worked at:
and at school obvz.