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Mine is a vending machine....for books.
as thats what its called :(
I'm sure there was a choice of 'The Da Vinci Code', 'Harry Potter', or the Colleen McRooney biography.
I quite like the mental image of the book getting stuck in the machine.
That's a pretty good invention. Same goes for this computer doohickey right here.
over who would win the game between borehamwood and northwood. He'll never learn.
Did you salvage your Fred top from it's mud-caked hell?
its still in my bag :(
how to use the washing machine yet, have you?
was a genius!
you are so getting some this weekend.
but what's it to you?!?!? :D
you swing me round in a lloyds bar, then you go and break my heart :(
i might once more attenmpt to ravage your darn hott body, and lets face it have you ever met me sober?
There you go.
i forgot, but i still fancied you, maybe i was just kidding myself!!! OMG i think i love you rich!!!
where each tissue segment was about the size of 2.7 regular segments. Now I usually use 3 segments with normal paper but sometimes accidentally break off 2, 4 or even 5! This chinese paper made everything so much more consistent and I was able to wipe with confidence.
i can only hope that one day you too are able to find the courage you once had whilst threatening your hands with possibility of tearing the paper at the wrong time thus achieving a vicious poo poo to hand interface issue which can leave you with the aroma of your mistake for hours to follow.
I remember once i had to use rizlas in Poland to carefully depooify my own anus, and let me tell you it was unplesant, my how i struggled to negotiate the hazards of sticking three mini rizlas together and leaving them to dry for long enough so as to prevent imidiate disintegration upon impact, whilst still managing to make sure the poo didn't dry to my cheek