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kinda gross, non?
note: i do not have three breasts. i have the normal two.
the last time i was in america i bought a bunch of news of the worlds, which are about a million times worse than the ones in the uk.
front page: especially programmed robotic sharks fidel castro had training to specifically kill americans and three-armed man and three-breasted woman give birth to three-legged child.
when i'm there, i'm stocking up on those, and then framing them
they also had an article about hitler, in which they revealed that he was in fact a woman, and that eva braun was his/her lesbian lover.
to think there are actually people who read the news of the world, and believe everything it says.
oh! and a story about a man whose hair was so big, his missing pet hamster had been living in it for three weeks.
AND something about a diet for extremely fat people who don't want to lose weight.
they had a calorie intake of 20,000 calories a day, and then exercised for about 12 hours so they didn't actually put any weight on.
i have none.
Three is worse then one which is better than four which is not as good as two, obviously. Definitely a case where quality should be favoured over than quantity then.
Saying that I find that bit of Total Recall strangely erotic. Powerfully erotic.
three not good. They'd chafe, for starters. you'd have to talcum powder them. ever found a talcum powder that doesn't smell like old people?
I suppose I've never considered the practicalities of having three breasts. I just, like, think they're great to have around.
Surely if they were securely held they wouldn't chafe? Maybe a sports bra?
Is your third nipple an inny or an outy?