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Hey, stupid!
Ha ha - you looked - that means you're stupid!!!
What were your favourite primary school jokes?
Mine was *say complex word* "how do you spell it?
*person tries to spell complex word"
"no, it is spelt "I T" you idiot.".
Ha ha - you looked - that means you're stupid!!!
What were your favourite primary school jokes?
Mine was *say complex word* "how do you spell it?
*person tries to spell complex word"
"no, it is spelt "I T" you idiot.".
I thought this was going to be about Alice Cooper.
I'll feed YOUR Frankenstein!!
I'll run through your veins!!
My pain, your thrilllllllllllllll
I'm hungry for love!
And it's feeding time!
:D
Arselickersayswhat?
what?
...
shit.
HAHAHAHA
Toby's an Arselicker!
*repeats same phrase for the next half an hour*
Similarly
"Did you watch Bumheads Say No last night?"
"No."
"BUMHEAD!"
We also played the circle game like they did on Malcolm In The Middle, where if you look at somebody holding their fingers in a circle shape below the waist you get to hit them. i once tried to win this game by putting my sister's dinner on the floor and holding my fingers in a circle shape above it.
I did that to colonol k in the Windmill the other week
I punched him. He denied he'd even looked at the circle of doom and called me a 'unique cunt'.
Great days.
"If you walked into a gay bar by accident
Would you feel a dick?"
etc.
huhuh
yeah!!
smell the cheese!
something like:
"Whats red and itchy?"
- "I dunno"
"Thrush!"
- "ohh"
"Do you get it?"
- "yeah!"
"LOL you get thrush!"
Oh also
Listing the 4 members of the A-team and slapping the person on the name "Face".
AND
Saying "Did you get caught going through your Mum's underwear drawer last night?"
When the person says "no"
"Ah - but you just admitted you WERE going through her underwear drawer!"
what's brown and sticky
a stick
what's brown and sticky
dogshit
Similarly
"Do you want to take the dickhead test?"
"Okay then."
"HAHA YOU'RE A DICKHEAD."
^ :D
that's amazing
Yes !
What do you want from me ?
You'll regret asking me that!
It's reminded me I had 2 gigs I was gonna ask you to list!