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You get to make fun of young people, and describe 3D figures of eight.
can people try a bit harder please, you are not helping me be less miserable.
Thats gratitude for you!
and for what? Nothing.
I give up. On life.
in a vain attempt to cheer you up.
funk rock bands?
well there might be some exceptions
and they gave us funny looks for having a song called 'rape eyes'. I don't think their drummer played any fills either..
you see advertised in the Radio Times etc?
Then techincally, you'll have died when you're old and alone. Innit.
I'm much more worried about dying with old and with an equally as old wife chewing my ear off
as a dribbling, urinating old wreck. it's all about CONTROL, BABY.
that you want to eat.
You can stay up late watching TV, and see the second bit of the film that comes after the news.
get tired before the second bit comes on and have to go to bed.
and on waking up the next programme has started, and you don't realise, and can't work out where all the characters have gone.
and waking up to a Roger Waters concert.
"Who's the president?!"
on the sofa without falling asleep these days. I also think it's really late once it gets past 11.
after about 9pm, I can't lie down otherwise I fall asleep halfway through 'Mock The Week'. I'm such a lamewad.
If I get home and lie down, I'll happily snooze through the 6 o clock news, and wake up to 'Lets cook! Cooky cooky cook cook!' two hours later.
I get baaaad hangovers these days
I fall asleep on the sofa ALL THE TIME
I sigh when I realise a new band I quite like turn out to have been born in the nineties
Sometimes I'd rather stay in on a Saturday night and watch Match of the Day with a nice cup of tea
I'm actually 71
* Cook what i want, when i want
* My sleep pattern is entirely up to me
* Afford to do nice things (THIS IS NICE)
* See naughty films
* Not be forces to do shit at school that
I find incredibly boring and utterly useless
* Be poncey sometimes
also, my clothes don't instantly become to small.