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it is small and black and has no testicles.
Its name is 'emo'.
what shall I do with it?
dip his paws in some paint and make him walk across the paper.
I miss the cats sooo much. I haven't seen them since Christmas :(
install a decent sub woofer, alloy paws and take it for a burn up down the park.
and shine it on the floor so the cat chases it. Let the cat think he's caught it and turn it off. This works especially well on laminate floor.
but no laser pen.
killing mice is kind of to be expected.
i feel like such an awful cat-owner now.
he gets tinned food, and nothing else apart from table scraps.
you could just feed them cream and cheese and stuff!
i'm sure they'd love that.
fat cats are so disgusting though. and they'd probably die after about three months.
i've never seen a more wronger sentence in my life! fat cats are fantastic. they're the cutest kinds.
play with it.
out of house hold stuff
and watch as it walks like a robot.
2). Laugh hysterically whilst filming it
3). Stick it on You Tube
4). Post link
into an empty bath and he'll chase it for ages.
Hide from him and leap out to surprise him.
I miss my cats :'(
If my life was an episode of My Name Is Earl, those cats would have some serious bad fucking karma coming their way.
there are no black emos