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(due to gravy spillage)
a recipe for disaster.
I'm a messy eater.
That's why I'm so pleased!
the other day i put pink food dye in my super noodles to make them look less like i'd eaten the same thing for three nights running and spilt it all over my dressing gown.
HOWEVER, last night my "friend" came round my "house" and she spilt the bottle of food dye all over my cutlery. RIGHT, and then she used a WHITE TOWEL to clean it up. her excuse?: I COULDN'T FIND A RED TOWEL. what a fucking retard. there was kitchen towel, like, right next to her.
but it was kitchen towel so that doesn't matter. i still have some food dye on my hands. and blood on my t-shirt.
All my tea-towels are tea coloured. I need some new ones.
it doesn't fucking matter! piss off!
Get through a round of spaghetti in tomato sauce, and then we'll talk.