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or am i ok wearing what i'm wearing now (jeans, band t-shirt, plimsoles)?
that'd be good.
what could i go as?
y'know cold sores, scabs, needle marks, led zeppelin tattos ;)
those needle marks might get me in trouble.
i have no idea what yr talking about re: tattoo shhhhhhhhhh.
wear anything, they dont care
No. A girl I know called Suzanne went in shiny pink legging wearing a fake moustache once.
She has two legs.
1. freddie mercury impersonator
adult circus star
you need a tracksuit and a can of Tennents Super.
they'll feel sorry for you and give you a job
But in my experience if you try to be semi presentable and not a cunt to them they'll often give you the benefit of the doubt if you screw up and be generally more helpful
DON'T be a cunt.
I got chatted up by a girl at Hackeney job centre. Hot.
the job centre is a good place to pick up decent guys. tho! in hackney it probably is cos there's loads of artist dolescum types and they're yknow ALRIGHT.
and i have a beard!!!!
oh god we can't both be on the dole. actually amazing.
i can see a great future for horse vomit. support slot on the bratz stage show tour maybe.
buy a suit
so the jeans and tshirt have to remain
wearing a pinstripe suit, bowler hat and umbrella, and ask for money.
Actually the last time I went to the job centre I looked HORRENDOUS, and they wouldn't give me any money. That's for other reasons though.
I hate the job centre.
i'm excited!! i'm thinking of it in an entirely patronising awful way too. "oh, let's go and see how THE POOR get by!"....
If your suit is cut to last seasons fashions then they'll kick you out.