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whats gonna be the next thing to be turned into a musical?
joke answers are prefered.
dont let the team down now
Or for a more topical piece of "edgy" satire, maddie.
that is now beyond parody
In this riotous comedy musical the pope goes from loveable nazi child to leader of the roman catholic church. It's bound to be a gas.
The tale of 25 Cromwell Street, told through the songs of Pet Shop Boys.
'It's A Sin' being sung by the judge upon sentencing.
scene of Fred West scouring the streets of Gloucester for a new victim, whilst walking his faithful labrador.
He spots one, gathers her up in his arms and tears it down the street. Cue 'Suburbia'.
cluthing at a few straws there.
Unfortunately Fred West didn't actually plot the murders he committed to a pre-ordained soundtrack. Otherwise this would be a lot easier.
Him singing "Can You Forgive Her" witha smirk on his face at a victim as Rose West fists her into oblivion would just be too convenient.
Ra-ra-ra Who Wants A Cup Of Tea
Oh Why Am I So Fat? (I've been on this diet aaaaages)
And the show stopper I'm Printing on Headed Paper Everyone.
is like a goalkeeper without hands
no i dont. but i do look a bit like martin fowler from eastenders
Have they done the Qu'ran yet?
(to the tune of Come On Eileen, I don't know the words so the joke could have gone horribly wrong. I salvaged it though yeh? Yeh?)
QU'RAN FEEL THE NOOOOOISE!
take you pick from these:
hungry like the wolf
gils on film
the last one is too easy i think.
Fish based musicals for the win!
Had-dock Around The Clock
Bream On Breamer (seriously, a Brand New Heavies musical? Incredible stuff)
Qu'ran, Qu'ran! Qu,ran, Qu'ran! Qu'ran Quran Qu'ran!!!
Do ya wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang? Do ya wanna be in my Gang?
etc. etc. sounds a bit Trey Parker and Matt Stone though.....
Hilarious musical retelling of the classic BBC sitcom through the eyes of an impressionable young Muslim.
The riotious new musical from Ben Elton telling the story of an insect that yearned to break free through the classic songs of Radiohead
Ricky Gervais makes The Office: The Musical with the help of Ben Elton and Andrew Lloyd-Webber.
anyway, what chance the musical features his "dance"?
based on Mad comics 70's send-up. Its a classic!
could also be a contender. It'd be a sort of thinking mans 'The Producers'.
i meant light. I was probably right the first time.