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I just took my dog for a five mile walk.
every dog in a 500 mile speed race.
and i didn't even need a dog to pull me along.
for impersonating Jas Mann
thats how well trained Rover is!
is so well trained that he is going to be taken over by Richard Branson.
under the alias of Rover
is the man who richard branson calls when he feels lonely and dead inside.
virgin cola and piss it out as coke.
can snort coke and shit it out as diamonds.
diamonds shaped like princess diana's tits.
and piss it out as vodka and coke! (this is just a nice way of saying rover has an alcohol problem)
can eat your dog and shit it out as a sherman tank.
im fraid your oneupmanship went too far and your dog paid the price
can posses your sherman tank and drive it down the street and blow your house up.
damned student living
lets never fight again!
and recited them at his mum.
or did you just direct them at her.. "You're so fat you bleed gravy!"
loose some weight you insulating FATTY!
You jumped in the air and got stuck.
You gave the hospital stretch marks.
Your favourite restaurant is TGI Fried.
You weigh a lot.
You're really heavy.
made me laugh out loud =D
becaused dogs are rubbish, I win
give it six year and i'll catch you up. THEN we'll see.
has a ring of sharp metal teeth in it.
my dogs into skullfucking
has a penis eating demon that lives in his eye sockets and hasn't eaten in six months.
that superglues any little intruders in place