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Does Bond really get on a helicopter to guantanamo?
a couple of weeks ago...amazing in the big screen...but i can't remember
They left him in the field so that he could sexually abuse his lady friend.
It's called "acting".
anyone fancy a game?
'yussss!! i am eenveenceeble!'
it is a great line. god bless that chap.
Don't they end up in the sea, cos the plane crashes when he gets blown out the window?
what are they teaching in schools these days?
Finger? Eye? Both body bits innit.
James Bond died in You Only Live Twice, for me. Every other Bond film is terrible. Haven't seen the latest one.
flambouyant, 70s pantomime. He was a fanny of the highest calibre. He had the masculinity of a pussycat. Bond is a womanising murderer, not a hairdresser. Also, his baddies were embarrassing.
The two in the 80s = boring, wooden boringfaces. No charisma. No beautifulness. No style at all.
Pierce = the next best one, but still rubbish. Didn't have the bollocks of Connery, and was always smiling. Looked like he'd had loads of surgery too.
Latest one = good. Looks good, is good in other films, good. Like I say, haven't seen it yet though.
mostly i agree with this. there were a few good roger moore moments, but generally they could not be attributed to roger moore. the man is an ass.
connery was terrific. diamonds are forever was my favourite connery bond film.
timothy dalton was an unbearable, smug, smirking, smeg-faced spacker. he has, to my knowledge, never been in a good film. if he has been, i'm sure it was an accident.
pierce brosnan was a good bond cursed with bad films. goldeneye - ace. the others - a bit embarrassing really. madonna cameo? are you fucking kidding me? fuck off. go on, fuck off.
daniel craig is rather brilliantly inhuman. suited casino royale very well. deeply unattractive, i think [his head is about a fifteenth of the size of his body], but very very well cast. casino royale could have been a very limited film but somehow just... worked. not so great on third or fourth viewings though. look forward to seeing what they do with him in the next films.
That was a good film, admittedly he is the most the character I wanted to kill the most. Wanker.
about the Brosnan point. A really good Bond who had some pretty dire films, Goldeneye apart