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Advice on calm (while stuck in the office) please.
out through the mouth.
if you can listen to music do. go for a brisk walk around the block. I do that quite a bit.
I am. I REALLY hope it's the menopause.
But it's probably just the hot coffee.
but thanks for asking.
I've heard that sex for women is amazing in their mid-forties
what's the point in delaying it? The pill does the same thing to your hormones anyway, so may as well get it all out of the bloody way early and then be able to get on with it!
I am seriously about to hyperventilate... and haven't left the building all day. Good call.
I am feeling hot and flushed too... and I'm nowhere NEAR menopause, and nor are you!
i'd suggest an angrywank.
doing it while grimacing?
It's when you shout at you penis throughout.
"Look at the state of you! You're shite! Fucking mind of your own! The other night, where were you? But, but, on a packed tube you're all "hello, good morning missus". Get a grip you idiot!"
lol. I need that giggle. Thank you.
I used to go and hide in the toilet when I was getting frustrated.
It was a porcelain refuge.
Sometimes I go in the Disabled loo if I want to make sure no-one knows where I am.
... How was Cornwall? Any sex shennanigans with the yooooooouf up there as predicted by several of us?
due to ridiculous hangover... but had been out with work people the night before so it was 'okay'.
It's amazing how well you can get to know the bathrooms of places of employment when wanting 'escape' time.
in our toilets earlier this week.