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i need some cheering up... someone?
And I still looked. I am clinically retarded.
I didn't think their constitution looked too good as it was.
and it started off so nicely :(
'You know i never knew how much sex and food can go together in such a mind blowing combination. I was just masterbating in my room watching Brown and Round Volume five and my sister brought me up a Corned beef sandwich. I ate some Italian Ice and really wasn't hungry but i said what the hell and took the sandwich anyway. My sister didn't know what i was doing because i turned the volume down low and closed my door. When i walked back in to the room i turned by on the porno and started again. While i'm jacking off a stopped for a few secounds to take a bite out of my corned beef sandwich and this feeling of exstcy just came over me. First think that hit my mind was God damn this was one Hell of a conbination. I'm continuing to jack off while takin a few secounds inbetween to take another bite out of my corned beef sandwich. I'm thinking to myself. O man i gatta do this again. I looked at all the things that were on my sandwich so i could make the exact same one. If you thinkin i'm jokin Try it... When your getting ready to have sex get a corned beef sandwich and something to like to eat. Eat and have sex at the same time and see if i'm jokin. Try it!!!'
What have you had to do?
what shall i have for lunch?
walk away from the first person i ever properly loved.
was pretty hard
That's not good.
I know how that feels.
Chin up son, there's a world full of beautiful women out there waiting to be ruined.
ill be ok
Go out with your mates and be appalling.
but may go out after now yes
does that help?
but i dunno if i agree
would rather not go into it all fully right now though!
it wasn't true love anyway...
just remember first love only happens once. At least you got it out the way now - it took me till 26 to have my heart broken. These things really do tend to have a way of ending up being for the best though.
Insert other platitudes here.
horrible thing to say to someone.