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What does someone who is surprised by Klahoma say?
A green, french cow in the back of a vehicle primarily designed for transport?
Seriously, this is all I did today.
Your back's against the wall...
AMERICAN STATE/PUNCHLINE INTERFACE ERROR
i just wanted to tell that joke.
Result: Also interchangeable
it has provinces.
you got there first.
van (self explanetory)
cou (Coo i.e scottish person saying "cow")
ver (almost like "vert" in french, which is green, I think)
So Beth Ditto walks into the imaginary shared band living room wanting to kick back with, I dunno, another Top Gear repeat on UKTV G2 only to find she can't get to the coffee table the channel changer is on because Brace Paine is in the way. Why? He's standing in the way of the control!
There's a Look-In cartoon strip in the waiting here, isn't there? The Gossip Pages, perhaps. Next week: what will Beth say when she finds out Hannah's forgotten to renew the TV licence?
i hope so.
who aims at his knee with a knife to remove the hair on the knee, and then uses that hair to make unique works of art?
Aim-knee Hairy-Art (Ainsley Harriot)!
what do you call the game where you have to seek out gardening equipment?
Alah Ska is one of the crowning achievments of global humour, clearly.
It is equal parts ridiculous, subversive, surreal, and potentially offensive.
What's Del Boy's favourite lo-fi band?
Misguided By Boycie
i'm a fucking genius
You never know.
Though i'll probably chicken out and just go to edinburgh.
a long-necked animal travelling in a mass transit vehicle with the artist Salvador?
after he bought a couple of plasma screens from dixons, whilst suffering from the flu?
for continuing this frankly amazing format whilst I was at school.
Those two are also standouts though.