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In terms of episodes that everyone's seen,
as in ones made up until about 2001... finest, most memorable Simpsons moment?
I think its pretty much sealed with:
Crowd: "Booooo!"
Burns: "Are they booing me, Smithers?"
Smithers: "No Sir, they're saying... Boo-urns!"
Burns: "Are you all saying 'Boo!' or 'Boo-urns!'?"
Crowd: "BOOOOOO!"
Moleman: "I was saying Boo-urns."
Probably one of the finest things I've witnessed on my television.
I'm Mr. Burns
I believe you have a letter for me.
What's your first name?
I don't know.
I'll crush you like a paper cup!
*fails to dramatically crush paper cup*
also:
That one where ralph does something with an old computer. I cant even remember what it is, but it was funny as hell
also:
I'm Idaho!(or whatever state it was)
...
Computer: "Fill in the missing letters 'C_T'."
Ralph: [inputs 'A' to spell CAT] "I'm learnding!"
Or something like that.
There's just too many moments...
"Your name, sir?"
"Rock Strongo."
"You're REAL name, sir?"
"Uh, Lance Uppercut."
"Thank you Mr Uppercut. Enjoy your stay."
...and the movie was a pleasant surprise too - felt more like a long episode than a movie - but a long vintage episode. Had some great moments.
I did a laugh out loud at the second one.
homer
I'm out of order? You're out of order! THE WHOLE GOD DAMN SYSTEM'S OUT OF ORDER! You want the truth? YOU WANT THE TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Cos when you stick your hand into a pile of goo, that was your best friends face! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, FORGET IT MARGE, IT'S CHINATOWN
I love for no real reason
Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.
:D
<3
...
"Which do you hate more, Italy or France?"
"France."
"No-one ever says Italy..."
FORGET ABOUT THE BADGE
WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKIN' GUNS?!?!
...
"I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR -RULES-!!"
Mr Burns: "Have The Rolling Stones killed."
Smithers: "But that wasn't the..."
Mr Burns: "Do as I say!"
...
"In the West, gameshows reward knowledge. In Japan, they PUNISH IGNORANCE!"
...
Also: I just found this = http://www.geographypages.co.uk/Simpsons%20Handout.ppt
Is this how they're actually teaching children in this country?!
That is EXACTLY
how pretty much all of my History, Geography, PSHE and everything else lessons were. Some fucking mongloid Powerpoint written by some idioitc dick, downloaded by teachers too lazy to do their own work.
...
I am horrified.
What happened to the good, old fashioned way they teach children? Mindlessly copying out of textbooks.
Um
The bit where Sideshow Bob steps on nine rakes made me cry with laughter first time I saw it. That's probably still my favourite bit.
Or any scene involving Lionel Hutz.
Apparently Lionel Hutz
' voice actor is dead! :(
...
Years ago, dude.
Also:
"C'mon Homer, Japan'll be fun! You liked Rashomon..."
"That's not how I remember it."
"you call that a knife?, THIS is a knife"
"that's not a knife, that's a spoon"
"I see you've played knifey-spooney before"
+roughly 4356 others.
up and at them
~
Mr. Burns: what are you doing this weekend? Something gay, I expect?
Smithers: What!?
Mr. Burns: You know, light and fancy free! Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town!
oh, wait:
Look Smithers, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.
Again, Mr. Burns... greatest character ever
"be like the boy, be like the boy"
old folks going; "we like roy! we like roy!"
heeheehee
for some reason
Reverend Lovejoy splashing petrol on his church whilst muttering "Never thought I'd have to do this again" makes me laugh hysterically every time.