My point is that I've only just woken up, literally about fifteen minutes ago when my mum got home from work and I' still in that not-quite-awake, not-quite-thinking stage. Okay, I admit it, I'm stupid. Did you want me to cry, was that what you wanted? Sniff.
I once knew someone who claimed that her workmates had "literally grilled" her for "about half an hour" with regard to who she'd copped off with the night before.
"I literally shat myself"
i have LITERALLY
just eaten some custard.
Although not really literally.
Because if you'd literally exploded with rage, I doubt you'd still be here to know who you where, you'd be in pieces all over the place.
haha
i think this is the point. or have i missed YOUR point?
Maybe we've all missed the point?
OF LIFE.
HAHA
you are right, i should really be outside
Erm... You've missed my point.
My point is that I've only just woken up, literally about fifteen minutes ago when my mum got home from work and I' still in that not-quite-awake, not-quite-thinking stage. Okay, I admit it, I'm stupid. Did you want me to cry, was that what you wanted? Sniff.
...
Was it literally 15 minutes ago? See, I have to ask now...
Yes.
I'm sure I put he literally in capitals to emphasise this, however I seem to have not. How odd.
...
[smiles. nods politely]
didn't think of that
did you?
...
In hindsight, I now see it was inevitable.
Jamie Redknapp says this
all the time on sky sports
He's literally on fire
They're literally holding on for dear life
I really wish
Jamie Redknapp was literally on fire. Fucking illiterate cunt.
Jamie Redknapp
IS literally fucking illiterate cunt
The shit literally hit the fan
^
actual commentary as well after an errant throw in the Cumbrian Cow Pat Flinging Championships.
This reminds me of one of my favourite bbc.co.uk commentary lines
"That shot was literally a mile over. Well, not literally, but you know what I mean." They should put a book together.
They have.
It wasn't very good though.
The inconsistency of your story indicates that you are lying
i'll start a blog
once the l'esprit d'escalier one's up and running...
<3
...
http://sedition.com/ddx/w/477.html
LOL
I feel a similar way
about the use of the word actually.
Which word?
or 'The Word'
as descended from Heaven?
...
I know you from somewhere...
...
That's pretty ominous...
Im literally licking my fingers
they are all chocolatey, mmmmmm
^^^^ hello boys
I'm in agreement
literally and non
I have an obsession with spontaneous self combustion.
... I thought this thread was going to be about that.
david cross does a good routine on this
Summer girlfriend-
"Look at me! I'm literally jumping for joy"
<3
Haha
I once knew someone who claimed that her workmates had "literally grilled" her for "about half an hour" with regard to who she'd copped off with the night before.
Don't point this out!
It's my favourite grammatical error ever 'cos it brings up hilarious images!