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and I'll have an answer.

someone doesn't fart but gets accused by a majority vote of having done so?

seek immediate medical assistance

when in truth it's only me about 50% of the time

Youll play it one day son

then i would say yes

not that difficult, but im sure there's a name for such a fart.

a chuff perhaps.

Lets do /that/ DiS thing where we carefully categorise a thing, then lets argue over which is best. We've done it with far less interesting things than farts in the past. Maybe that's a thread idea for office time though.