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Is how I keep reading the BBC Sport front-page headline.
as Scunny Bunny and his girlfriend Scunny Honey Bunny.
bradford bulls have bullman and his son, bullboy. wigan rl used to have pie man and i will always have a place in my heart for city gent at bradford city.
a fat bloke.
He really should have accepted them.
It's all about the obviously very desperate San Antonio Spurs who want someone to cook hot dogs for all their huge fans.
in the future, can I be your assistant Bamos? Chris Hughton of Jolly's No.2 fame looks like a black version of my dad, so I'm more than qualified.
All I ask is constant wearing of a cricket helmet and childlike jokes to keep the pecker up.
I'm bringing in Elvis Gresley as mascot.
Elvis, Chirpy and Bert.
an illegal approach for Pilgrim Pete, if you do I'll hate you for ever like.
Filbert the Fox and his mrs only joined leicester cause of Linekar, so there's scope there.
sells some mighty fine fruit and veg from his stall in Leicester Market. It's reason enough to move there.
I'll give you ten good reasons to leave.
with apologies to Rick Astley. Or whoever it was.
*hangs head in shame*
I totally knew that as well. Dammit.
is all well and good, but where until some 10 or so years ago did the operatives of said stall, and parents of best striker to hail from the East Midlands of all time reside? Well in Europe's Longest Village* Broughton Astley, soon to be ex-home of my parents.
*may not be true.