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What would you like to fuck off today?
She's the townie youth side of the family. Scrapping in the street, chaining Lambert & Butler, up the duff at 19 by some mechanic chap.
Other than 'GET OFF MY SISTER'. And it's a bit late for that.
AND MY BEST FRIEND. My sister and my best friend.
Of course not in this case.
a badge with that superimposed over a pic of your face x
She don't need a baby!
Seriously though, my 16 year old sister has started having sex with her emo boyfriend who 'doesn't like wearing condoms'.
brotherly chat with the emo in order?
I'm built like a wasp, but I'm sure I can intimidate an emo!
You seem really pissed! I'm glad it wasn't me this time!!!11!ONE
My mum will be a grandma, and I can LOL at her saggy old face.
On the phonecall we just had she said 'At least fucking Jenas won't be playing'.
i totally fucked her with a sperm filled syringe.
your surgically attached wang?
a SPERM FILLED SYRINGE.
you're secret's safe with me ;) ;)
it's my own special title
yes you can bert.
In your FACE, sarkyfox!!
you're my favourite and people person. You were so affable and nice when I met you...how is it you're so jaded?!
or the affableness?
i need to be a tiny bit more positive today though the above are tempting.
This one I'm having an e-mail exchange with is a total cunt. He'd probably do something like that for a laugh.
does she resemble Mika?
In that she has a couple of legs.
Literally, in this case.
This case --------> CASE
there's loads of them where i work. No Jeffs though.
absolutely everything except me, a stereo, all my favourite CDs, a big bag of rolling tobacco, a lighter and some rizlas.