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especially the 'killer' variety.
I was discussing with a friend last night, that waps are the only living thing that's literally just evil.
wasps are saints by comparison
have been killed by mosquitoes
once, i got stuck on a biscuit floating out to sea, because there were so many jellyfish and seaweed below me, i wouldn't get out. so i had to attempt to paddle against the tide over to a cliff, and climb up it and onto the road.
it looked like the worst STI ever, disgusting. And deadly.
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Me 1 - DiS 0.
I jumped off a little pier thing to go and grab our ball that was floating off towards France. There were some jellyfish about, and some little pikey kids were on the pier throwing rocks at them and antagonising them
I got stung on the upper arm. It fucking hurt, and my arm when dead straight away. And then I looked like a spazz as I swum back in with only the use of one arm, whilst heading the ball with every stroke
My friend Mike found it hilarious. But later that day he stood on a weever fish and had to go to hospital. Sweet seaside karma
Weverfish suck! And if you fish in Brighton that is all you will catch, that and spider crabs.... lots of spider crabs
and then release little spike things that lodge them there?
I think they live in Africa or South America.
thats it im not swimming again!
Im not swimming or peeing off of a boat again!
and I'd gone right to the middle, and suddenly realised that I was absolutely surrounded by them, and I was screaming for my family to come and help me, and they just laughed and said "you only get jellyfish in the sea" and then they ignored me, but they were there and it was one of the most terrifying things ever, and then finally some nice woman came along with a bodyboard, the end.
"The King Is Half Undressed" was a TUNE.
and watch 'em BURN
Have you never seen Flushed Away?