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Nothings ever good enough for them is it?
are ace. Never had a problem with them at all.
quite honestly, though breaking most of her house might have something to do with it
Still not forgiven, eh?
but I broke the curtain rail, an old Greek relic, two glasses, a cupboard, a door, an African basket and the garden table
of fine behaviour and dacorum. It was just the host who was out of control.
'WINE?! I'LL GIVE YOU WINE!!'
i'm not even allowed to call them by their first names
I wouldn't like the thought of you shagging my daughter
'Oh that Richard, he is soooo sensitive!!! and do you think I am sorry he is no longer sleeping at my house, with my daughter, eating my food, for which he paid no rent, using my electricity etc etc Am I bovered? NOT IN THE LEAST. '
I so hope so...
they've taken me on holiday to america 3 times and buy me expensive birthday and xmas presents. and paid for me to see simon and garfunkel.
and my parents have been nice to all my boyfriends, even when they didn't think that highly of them I suspect
had a quiet word in my ear one night and asked me to end it with her daughter as she was going on to good things and i was a loser working in a record store.That was 5 years ago and we are still together.When I did bring this is up with my g.f she didnt know who to believe which is fair enough.
has she gone on to good things?
so she could be a journo but that never happened.Shes got a good job but not what she planned.
hooray. she's doomed.
(or anytime) is never going to be good. Hello Mr and Mrs Girlfriend, yes I am the nefarious cad who's doing unspeakable things to your precious daughter in the bedroom, nice to meet you too.
for the first time, she was swinging a massive meat cleaver around!
No one swings a cleaver at my troops!
mothers always like me more than the girlfriends do...
Sweet.Is it one of those with a speaker on the front and a lid or is it a turntable?
were "together", i couldn't look your mother in the eye, she scared me so much.
Cliff's alright, though. We talked about driving. And the army.
That makes it look like our relationship was never serious in any way at all, when you know it was.
My mother thinks very highly of you, I have you know.
its actually a source of huge guilt for me that i get on better with her dad better than my own.
Was really into golf. And the bf of his other daughter was as well. They played lots together. I can't play and never fitted in. :'(
Conversation can be a little difficult sometimes as they don't talk a lot, but they're really friendly.
My Mum likes him a lot, she fusses over him and always goes on his side.
My Dad only ever spoken to him when he was drunk mind, however my Dad doesn't know what day of the week it is most of the time so he probably thought he was talking to the postman or something.
how she didn't know he was at ours at the weekend, so this has pretty much given me the thumbs up to sneak him into our house whenever I want. Wicked.
you met her at the luminaire!
why wouldn't they be?
found in the blogography/humour section just in time for christmas
Just got another message from my ex's mother:
'That just shows what a Knob head you are Mr Browne. Typical Arsenal fan, doesn't know the rules of the beautiful game! So used to Arsene making them up as he goes along'
and she messages you with insults about arsenal? and calls you a knobhead? Coolest mum ever!
they're pretty understanding given the fact that their daughter's boyfriend is unemployed and scruffy and a bit shy.
Plus, they teach me cool things about birds and Scotland. ACE.
you must just be a shit.
always split up during my tenure as their daughters girlfriends! I'm like some kind of mystic symbol of marital problems that drifts in and out of peoples lives. like the black dog of death, but for adulterers.
my bestest stroies are always ruined by typos :(
my parents are ace too - too much so? 'oh come on miranda, you're as much of a mare and to blame as he is'. Excuse me? BLOOD. I have your blood! You're supposed to bloody well side with me even if he's saying it's black when i think it's white. Tsk.
almost ran me over the first I met her.
made me cry and thought I was stupid and common. My current boyfriend's mum likes me a lot more despite my sin of not being a catholic.
I feel like I got off lightly. My ex mother in law had a video of him with all his exes, taped back to back, which she would then show to new girlfriends in front of him. I'm probably on there somewhere now too. She was a nasty piece of work.
one ex having an argument with his mother, whilst I was out in the car.
Shehad said some rather unpleasant things about me, and his idea of consoling me was saying "You can kind of see why she said it though, can't you?" :'(
It's happened twice. Evil bitches, the both of them. I always got on well with the dad's though. Which is weird, as I'd kinda expect it to be the other way round, if anything