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Things I've learnt:
Just blatantly ignore deadlines. Often you'll find people never come back to you (at least until the same time next year). They obviously didn't want the work done THAT much, did they?
Being fired risk: 60%
everything gets delegated to me.
Then you cry.
Enforce a laziness barrier: "Oh, this'll take me about two weeks..." (actual time - 4 days)
Your first priority should be to make as many cups of tea as possible. GO!
pit them all off against each other, make them fight to get their report first, and make a ton of cash from betting on the outcome...!
am in the same boat and can't get these f***ing lawyers to even arm wrestle, the miserable bar stewards...
TEA WARS! Brilliant.
TETLEY'S VERSUS PG TIPPS
RED LABEL SAINSBURY'S VERSUS THAT REALLY HORRID TEA I HAD IN BELGIUM THIS ONE TIME THAT TASTED LIKE BAD LEMONS.
Presented by Craig Charles.
its fucking terrible
Bounce, bounce, bounce.
28 tracks of vomit.
So yeah, probably?