immediately put me in mind of a dog eating its faeces repeatedly in a whitewashed room whilst observed by a team of scientists, an arresting image for which I am actually grateful to Ms. Hilton and all at Celebrity Big Brother for suggesting to me. Keep up the good work, you cheeky scamps.
You don't think it more likely that if she were to do any show that puts her at risk of making a complete tit of herself, she'd plump for the one where she had at least some semblance of editorial control?
to pay the travel expenses of people to turn up there to boo her (perhaps someone could rig up some naturalistic portable easilly concealed PA to amplify their boos) I would also like to buy em a beer.
This piece of news
immediately put me in mind of a dog eating its faeces repeatedly in a whitewashed room whilst observed by a team of scientists, an arresting image for which I am actually grateful to Ms. Hilton and all at Celebrity Big Brother for suggesting to me. Keep up the good work, you cheeky scamps.
Paris Hilton hotly tipped
Fnarr
Why doesn't someone just fucking kill her
no?
I love her so much
Please let this be true.
This would be brilliant.
(clears diary, lays down wanking sheet)
that right there...
...is the best post of all time.
POTD.
evidently.
...
You don't think it more likely that if she were to do any show that puts her at risk of making a complete tit of herself, she'd plump for the one where she had at least some semblance of editorial control?
I would like to volunteer
to pay the travel expenses of people to turn up there to boo her (perhaps someone could rig up some naturalistic portable easilly concealed PA to amplify their boos) I would also like to buy em a beer.
Hopefully she can be traumatise her for life,
don't worry
i don't thik anyone has liked the evictee on bigg brother for at least 3 years.
she's been hotly tipped
for like the last couple of years. cbb is always rather underwhelming celebrity wise.
that being said
i would SO watch it if Paris was on there. i have no idea why, i would just have to.
I feel the same way about my anus
If she did
Wouldn't it be "awful" if she turned out to be erudite, knowledgeable, smart and self-aware?
self-aware
What, she doesnt even recognise herself in the mirror?