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Fantastic news, I'm sure you'll agree.
immediately put me in mind of a dog eating its faeces repeatedly in a whitewashed room whilst observed by a team of scientists, an arresting image for which I am actually grateful to Ms. Hilton and all at Celebrity Big Brother for suggesting to me. Keep up the good work, you cheeky scamps.
Please let this be true.
(clears diary, lays down wanking sheet)
...is the best post of all time.
You don't think it more likely that if she were to do any show that puts her at risk of making a complete tit of herself, she'd plump for the one where she had at least some semblance of editorial control?
to pay the travel expenses of people to turn up there to boo her (perhaps someone could rig up some naturalistic portable easilly concealed PA to amplify their boos) I would also like to buy em a beer.
Hopefully she can be traumatise her for life,
i don't thik anyone has liked the evictee on bigg brother for at least 3 years.
for like the last couple of years. cbb is always rather underwhelming celebrity wise.
i would SO watch it if Paris was on there. i have no idea why, i would just have to.
Wouldn't it be "awful" if she turned out to be erudite, knowledgeable, smart and self-aware?
What, she doesnt even recognise herself in the mirror?