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Disgusting Crap 01: Fray Bentos Pies
I was warned. But I was young, rebellious. I figured - you're northern, what do you know?
But Pete was right. Terribly right.
I sat motionless for what seemed like hours, simultaneously fighting the urge to vomit and using my limited knowledge of the great religions and the highest philosophies in an attempt to figure out how something that seemed like a decent meal on the packaging could turn out to be something I wouldn't feed to a dog in my mouth.
I tossed that half eaten can of filth out of my window into the street below. The growing mound of dead pigeons clustered around the pie mystified the community for days until the council arrived to dump it in a hole in the park.
That's basically why I found this interesting: http://drownedinsound.com/section/view/23
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Actual link: http://aafood.stores.yahoo.net/chriscrac.html
I've never had one.
Therefore, they don't exist.
Also, theres no krispy kreme shop in Scotland. Therefore, they dont exist either.
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I had a Krispy Kreme doughnut the other day.
I usually eat them when I, and up to five people in my immediate vicinity are low on sugar.
I'm learning some stuff tonight!
Firstly, Scottish people are ginger, and now apparently frey bentos are disgusting. It's like watching QI!
That wasnt my fact.
It was that apparently most people think ireland is the most gingered country, where it is actually scotland.
most people are fuckinh idiots.
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I always knew it was Scotland.
Ireland has the most purple people.
*stupid
I remember eating these
in very very poor times.
The chicken tastes like - umm - regurgitated puke.
:(
staple meal
of the chav dinner party, with angel delight for dessert
mmmmm
angel delight is amazing
you can fit a dog in your mouth?
wow
you'd eat my excrement?
you make fray bentos?!?!
If they did vegetarian ones I could try them out
Oh well.
i like them