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The best kind?
Have you ever expected or planned to fall in love?
it is incredible, it's happened to me recently though now we're going to be 2000km away from each other for the foreseeable future. lame.
they can come at christmas and visit our miniature german market!
they are gonna come to leeds in october i think but thats ages away :(
Falling in love gradually is better.
But that's okay. As long as everyone's happy right?
Love is Hell.
love is gay
you are gay
where cunts was spelt properly.
i'm your brother!
or did you eat them because you are a vegetarian?
you know more about the person & you feel more comfortable around them... however if they don't feel the same way this will be the more damaging.
i've fallen in love!
oh no that was a hole
You've just implied that my sister just had relations with my girlfriend.
I will actually burn you whilst you sleep.
because it is really fucking difficult to click on your profile and right click your picture and click "copy image location".
clicking on that link everytime it's posted even though I know exactly what it is?
I suspect not.
before entering into frank and potentially abusing discussions involving my sister, when I could clearly beat you up.
it's not interesting enough
colin is so way cool
yes it is. I've got a mint life. It's been really interesting. And mint.
Once it was so mint and interesting that I coined the new word 'mintresting' just to describe.
Also, once I went to Monkey World!
They were all more attractive than you. You massive cunt-faced twat-legged über-wankfest of bloody maggot-based meat death and uncontrollable rivers of semen.
I dont know why i'm listening to the DiS equivelent of Bedingfields anyways
and both "RL" bedingfields are really good, anyway.
but, yes, they are.
Also, if I am both, then I have their combined income and genitalia!
PIZZA AND SELF-SEX FOREVER! WOO!
p.p.s Yesiamaduck is an unbelievable waste of jizz. He should have been shot down the toilet.
stop picking on him.
I want to thanks.
then i'm tall! finally!
p.s you do realise you do realise the link game does nothing for me
p.p.s what is your obsession with jizz all about
what on earth have i ever done you? WHAT ON EARTH?!
he's the failing unbarable one
what an album
who's with me guys
how to be dead.
Let's hang out.
But not until dude where's my car has finished.
It makes me feel vulnerable.
But embrace the vulnerability and allow the other person to fill it with protection and kisses.
But then I feel guilty for "needing" the other person. Of course, I do not need them to live, as I could easily exist without them, but i need them for happiness, and it seems very demanding of me, so i feel guilty, which rids me of happiness once more..
It's a lose lose situation. *pessimist*
something to do with animal sandwhiches
You are the pidgeon sandwich man.
what can I say :(
and all will be fine..
with tomato okay?
I have never tried that combination, but I'll take the risk..
There is no cheese in this house. I think it's driving me insane. I've had no cheese for.. nearly 3 months. :(
makes a good thing so much better!
You need more cheese in your life, I will send some Mature Chedder via Royal Mail.
If only you were serious. :'(
But what happens when it has to end...:(
I get paranoid about the "end".
Though now Trash isn't there anymore it's not as good, but some Fwd nights are there and that's sexy dubstep times for all!
soundz likez sexy timez
anyone else coming?
with "our" residents Joey Negro (he made that Jakatta track!), CJ Mackintosh (he produced Pump Up The Volume!) and The Jinks. and my brother will probably play a wee set at some point
hasn't happened to me for a long time...
Or is happening every day, as it's with the same woman...
"We don't leap in love
we fall in it instead
it makes it sound like we have slipped into a cess pit
I am consumed by the big black stinky poo
and all i smell in there is you"
There's so many things i like about you, I..
I just don't know where to begin,
I like the way you, look at me with those beautiful eyes,
I like the way you, act all surprised,
I like the way you, sing along,
I like the way you, always get it wrong,
I like the way you, clap your hands,
I like the way you, love to dance,
I like the way you, put your hands up in the air,
I like the way you, shake your hair,
I like the way you, like to touch,
I like the way you, stare so much,
but most of all....
most of all....
I like the way you move.....
I like them black girls
I like them white girls
I like them Asian girls
I like them mixed race girls
I like them Spanish girls
I like them Italian girls
I like the French girls
And I like Scandinavian girls
I like them tall girls
I like them short girls
I like them brown hair girls
I like them blonde hair girls
I like them big girls
I like them skinny girls
I like them carrying a little bitty weight girls
He obviously got to "asian girls" then realized, "ah, i better cover all bases here" then went with "mixed race girls", but didnt do the same after "blonde hair girls".
Given he lives in scotland, that could be dangerous.
and i quote(ish):
"i look a bit ginger :S"
50% of the people there were ginger. Literally. This is interestingly disproportionate to the national average of 15%, apparently.
but you were in scotland right?
Scotland apparently has the highest proportion of gingers out of anywhere. Most people think its ireland.
Little fact for you, there.
Probably. Go away.
with ashton kutcher
i am so shocked
i'd totally do klaire
you would do anyone !
we're both a bit out of your league.
...i'm just watchin
NEW TYPE OF CAT FOODLOL!
i'm listening to the beastie boys!
Fortunately, falling in love by surprise and out of the blue also leads to coming to your senses, eventually. Let's just hope she has her head screwed on.
By all means insult me, but I'd rather you didn't refer to her as a 'poor fucking girl'.
come on colin - you know you're just in denial here.
She's a lot better off without the patronising musings of a jaded 32-year-old.
Jealousy is hard for people to deal with sometimes. I'm an incredibly sexy creature and for people to find out that I'm not available can be quite hard to take.
picking on yesiamaduck is particularly nice either but
but at least that's funny!
just childish name calling and a picture joke that your sister started, not you!
We're a pretty good double act actually, truth be told.
It is funny. Really funny.
the joke or the thought of you two being great
to put in the name, verb, rhyme format
I considered it long and hard, but came up with nothing...
Johnny Marr plays guitar.
"Johnny Marr plays guitar" is the model that all name,verb,rhymes should aspire to.
Hugh Laurie Is Sorry
your arms felt nice wrapped round my shoulders and iiiii had a feeling i belonged iiiiii had a feeling i could be someone, be someone.
realising you still like the person you've liked since year 8 is quite scary/exciting/weird/difficult for anything to happen as you know each other so well.