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I am the new Bobby Grindreau. Bow before me and my expensive attire.
Nuh uh! I'm King Of The Swingers now - the Jungle VIP!
they could send Chrissie Hyndes round to sort him out good and proper like.
Or find it? Or steal it off some poor unfortunate?
I always know when I'm going to get some duds when he starts off a conversation: "What size leg are you?" and then goes to the boot of his car.
The one thing better than nice clothes: Dodgy clothes.
Seriously, major talking point.
"Must have been a big mole!"
You're confusing it with this:
"Thank you, it's moleskin."
"Must have been a big mole."
"No, they used many small moles."
Must you live so relentlessly in the real world?
why I found Zapsta's tale amusing but your re-working less so.
tsk - trades descriptions act!
It's technically 80/20 mole/hamster blend.
also, I didn't realise it was another name for a merkin.
A moleskin is also a pink (flesh coloured) piece of covering for the genital area of a female. The name derives from the shape of the covering.
WHAT is it you're wearing, exactly?