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THE ONE AND ONLY.
I don't care that this is another pun thread. I honestly dont.
^Just thought I'd taint your thread with that
I am the one and only. My profile says so.
DON'T TURN AROUND.
It wasn't as good as the drain, or that little hole in the wall by the bannister.
Didnt fancy him mind: i dont fancy boys.
There isn't really any way I can make this either make sense or be funny. It's more of a riddle, I think.
is just one letter shy of being an anagram of cheesey wanker.
I've just laid up an article and added headlines and standfirst and things. It's about smoking and the role the dental team can play in helping people to stop.
Due to the way my PDF maker thingy works, it cuts off the middle of the double page spread. Where the sentence says something like 'We are yet to see the full impact of the smoking ban...'
I sent this back to the twatfarm that has to check it all and give it the final sign-off, and he just called me and said 'What's the word after smoking? I can see the 'b' and the 'n', but what is it?'
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE FUCKING BIN, IS IT YOU STUPID FUCKING TWAT?! WE'RE YET TO SEE THE IMPACT OF THE SMOKING BIN?? OR BEN?? SMOKING BEN, IS THAT IT?? YOU THINK I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE IT WITH A COMMENT ABOUT WHETHER BEN AFFLECKS 20-A-DAY HABIT WILL AFFECT WHETHER PEOPLE SMOKE OR NOT? YOU SENT ME AN ARTICLE ABOUT STOPPING SMOKING, AND YOU'RE TOO FUCKING THICK TO KNOW THERE'S BEEN A BAN RECENTLY???
How do these people get jobs. I'm weeping.
You are so (el) phick.
I can see the B and N, but what is it?
A BN request? They stopped selling those ages ago.
I would say a bun has more impact than a band, to be fair.