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Does this annoy anyone else?
sing the wrong lyrics? It's like changing the words to a poem or changing the ending of a story. You just wouldn't.
My mum does it constantly
she thought the Run DMC 'It's Like That' said masturbate in it.
In fact she calls it "The Masturbating Song"
Mine has loads the best is still
'itchy itchy eye eye doctor'
which is 'cootchy cootchy ya ya dada'
from Lady Marmalade.
When singing around the house the lyrics to pretty much anything involve the one or two lines I know, followed by 'and that's my massive dangly donger' or something.
Boy with a coin
he pounded then wee'd
whilst pulling women of all ages
thinking of wet dreams
close to the bar
he flipped off burt
he baught another round
the circle of hurt
heyyyyyyy ahah yeaaaaa ehhh aww ah huuuh
I'm a psychotic
It's not very easy to spot it
I'm stalking a woman who keeps fit
And I'll commit a crime
She's got a sister
And I'll be the one to kill her
Constant stabbing'll give me a blister
But I'm mad so I won't do time
And I want you to know
Got my mind made up now
To-ooo kill them
And I want you to say
You hear voices sayin'
Go and slaughter
'Cuz I'll kill you if you shop me
I'm utterly mad as you can see
There're lots of knives so just you flee
Norman Bates was a psycho
Can I be a psycho too?
That sort of thing, you mean?
Or just singing "Now you order a pizza!", "Fuck you I won't order a pizza!" to Killing in the Name of?
My friend thought the Massive Attack song was
"fussy fart" when it's actually "fuss and fight", lol!!
Annoy? I can't think of any song where I actually know all the lyrics. That includes songs I've written.
My mum is worse.
After a couple of glasses of wine, she'll change lyrics to make them innuendo-laden. Amusing the first couple of times. Not so after 20+ years of it.
I've always sung the wrong words to Foals 'Hummer', I prefer mine:
Choir of harpies, a choir of harpies
Rice runs through you
You sneak like small slugs, climb my hose
Choir of harpies
Shine my melons
Pokémon! Pokémon! Pokémon! Pokémon!