"The other players think I'm a weirdo as it is. I was scorned this week for saying I hated Big Brother. I can't think of anything more boring than watching people sitting in a room. Comments like that don't go down too well" - Robert Green reveals the highbrow camaraderie inside the West Ham dressing room.
Whenever I'm bored at work and fantasise about being a Premiership player, it always ends like this.