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This morning I woke up to find some poo on the sheet at the end of my bed.
I can't think of any rational explanation
by the sound of it.
it's not mine, unless my feet secrete poo
It was just smeared. Could have been a cat, but I kept my door closed
I was so embarrassed
To not tell the internet.
I was just embarrassed at the time because my girlfriend just arrived back from Aberdeen to find me lying there with poo on the sheets.
I'm not embarrassed because I am 90% sure it's not mine
I was hugging it.
I'm at work! It isn't fair!
Usually at least 18 hours every day !