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A few years back I worked in a hospital. One of the heads of the department was called Professor Love.
a friend called james brown too.
we're like, twins or something.
unless you're actually me, and we're stuck in a TIME-WARPING WORMHOLE.
science spoils all the good coincidences.
we have professor gary coleman and professor roger cox.
I remember one of my friends talking about him.
was called Doctor Payne.
works on one of the reserves.
Who works for the government.
but he left.
that was my grandads name
though I do work with someone called Mark Anlicker, not that funny but his is email address is email@example.com
That always made me laugh.
called Wayne Kerr. no joke.
No you didn't, because Wayne Kerr was a kid I went to school with. I deduce that you have simply nicked my contribution to this thread.
if his surname is Tap...
Alan Shittlick. Poor bastard.
called Ms Head. Always worth a snigger in sixth form.
Interestingly enough, she was once out in Uxbridge after I had finished school and gone to uni. She was battered and fell over, revealing to all that she had no underwear on. Delightful.
lecturer was called Doctor De'ath
also, someone in my old work's IT department was called John A Wanker
university: isaac newton
current workplace: ulysses lo and nichola koolmeister
as a surname.
...my Physics teacher was called William Shakespeare and my history teacher was called David Crockett.
My girlfriend works with someone called Freda Lyons. My dad (who's called Robin) used to have a colleague called Richard Bird.
was run by Professor Cok
at my school. I didnt help that he was a half thai/ half welsh former mountain rescue physics teacher.
We once had some school kids visit our office, who saw the name on the pass around his neck.
Then proceeded to shout:
It wasn't really to his sense of humour.
i found this hilarious but i am very easily amused
Called Fiona Christmas (F Christmas). We seem to have a commune of Christmasses near us - there's a few that come in regularly.
W0lfgang Kvnst - not sure how popular it is in Germany but don't get many of those in Britain
Mini Setty. I've named this seasons fantasy football team after her.
Also, I work with someone called Richard Cockram. Which is more of an instruction, really.
I also once emailed some guy in this department called Derek Onions.
I LOVE this name.
with an Annie Onions. Brilliant name.
we have customers on our database named Alex Ferguson, Bridget Jones and Graham Norton.
Sometimes I have to phone them up. Thats as exciting as my job gets.
90% of these
Shananabazam Wankatron. His middle name is Awesometasticinyourface.
i used to live with a simon dyke, who's dad turned out to be a massive gay, so his mum remarried under the name Cockram. i think she'd misread the column titles at the dating agency
with surnames of dyke and cockram
is called Toni Tambourine, and he used to play keyboard in D:Ream
Hey, that rhymed!
is soon to join the ranks, I am far too excited.
AND he used to sell nipple clamps through the sunday sport back in the 1980's.
Nice bloke too, went to retire in norfolk if I remember correctly.
My lecturer at uni was Professor Snodgrass (Tony Snodgrass).
Can't think of any more offhand.
Margaret Singh..Shes a cardiac nurse..
Nurse Singh :D
and Junior Elvis Washington Laidley.. now thats a good name..
at uni. But at work it would have to be Roy Caboodle.
and says there is a lecturer there called Bernt Koch.
Our rugby coach at school was called Mike Hunt.
Our year 7 register went :
My mate Nigel (Ball) actually turned out to be the only gay in the class. You couldn't make that up!
it would be...
..is called Danny Tranny.
I wanted to ask if he is a gay disco DJ or something equally camp.
Went to school with aforementioned Wayne Kerr
Head of science at that school was a Mr Richard Dick.
The head administrator of the place I did my A Levels was a Mrs De'ath. We never took the piss straight to her face, but you'd find yourself getting more morbid in conversation.
And there was woman I had dealings with a few months ago from Hong Kong or some such place - Succulent Pong.
who used have a thing for the vacuum cleaners... :s
Oh how he rolls with laughter when people refer to him as the 'Big Dawg'.
We also had a regular correspondent who drew a little sketch of an octopus instead of a signature.
is my doctor's name. i really wish i knew his real name so i didn't have to say to the receptionist "pee tongue"
adore saying pee tongue :)
there was a guy on my course called
What were his parents on?! I mean, seriously!
Bianco Bianco Bianco
I swear, not the oh so hilarious Richard Head, but an actual Dickon.