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I vote for myself
i'm a bit bloated at the moment and have bad hair
metaphorically and literally
I looked really good yesterday, considering the hangover I had, and the fact we went into the sea.
about how attractive you may or may not be you might be a bit more attractive
interest: making dinner fo' ma boys
I love that everyone used to take these threads seriously and now they can't because everyone knows each other in real life and thinks they might have a chance/don't want to give people a big head.
and you're dead right
it's your porn name.
Even doubtful and her 37 degrees.
My mum said I was a lovely young man.
Is there weed in this tobacco?
Like your mum!
And, coincidentally, we have the three largest penises.
My laughter shakes the walls of this airy vaulted office.
I'm bright red, sexy, with two large orbs.
*joke about riding*
you're no good unless you can HANDLE BARS!
she'll get (saddle)sore!
a) A lot of DiSers have never met me in person
b) Any male DiSer who's met me would be jealous of my hotness and thus refuse to nominate me
c) Any female DiSer who's met me would be too keen to play it cool and keep her lustful thoughts to herself to nominate me.
So although I clearly am the obvious candidate to win this, I suspect I'm not going to get any votes.
BECAUSE I have a face like a transformer?
The difference between you and me?
I make this look GOOD.
these threads would be answered seriously. What happened?
WAY too many times for it to be funny.
really ought to be some kind of league table, for the benefit of new users and veterans alike.
it is certainly, without a doubt, me.
replace 'me' with 'klaire. sorry klaire!
why would they be here ?
when surrounded by all the ugly people?
try again :!
hoping someone hot will come ?
there, i've said it...happy now?